10/13/2007 - Teabag To Fitness with Master Chief

I don't know who invented it, or in which game it was started, but the standard way to taunt your first-person shooting opponent after you've killed him/her is to "teabag" them. So what is teabagging? Well, simply put, it is crouching and un-crouching directly over your opponent's lifeless body? What does that signify? Well, it's a little obscene, so I'll let you look it up in the Urban Dictionary.

Now that I'm finally the owner of an online FPS (actually, it's a third-person shooter), I can tell you how satisfying it is to teabag your opponent after an awesome kill. Sometimes, it makes you an easy target, but you won't care. Just knowing that your oppenent is seeing his/her dead player being teabagged by you is worth getting killed over. Sure, they may go for a revenge kill, but if you kill them in the process, you can teabag them again for maximum pleasure!

With the release of Halo 3, G4 TV aired a parody of a fitness show featuring Master Chief. What is the exercise being featured? Why, teabagging, of course!



You know, that actually looks like it would burn some calories!